Political analysts were left dumbfounded today when Soviet spy Donald J Trump went dramatically ‘off the reservation’.
Failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton was the first to weigh in:
‘The American people demand answers. Why would the Russians order our president to bomb their regional allies? It just does not make sense. What was Putin thinking?’
Kremlin spokesman Vladimir Smirnoff was keen to set the record straight.
‘We don’t know what happened. Our mind control programme has always been 100% effective. Maybe this Trump character is some kind of super genius. Please accept our apologies’
The White House refused to comment, but President Trump was reportedly overheard threatening to ‘nuke those commies back to the stone age’, in yet another clear indication of his hidden pro-Russian agenda.