Hopeless, unelectable leader gives measured response to Syria crisis

Hopeless liability Jeremy Corbyn today stunned the British media by giving a calm, measured, grown-up response to escalating tensions in Syria.

‘This is the last thing we expected’, said a spokesman for the Daily Mail.

‘Listening to him talk about a peaceful resolution really made us think… Not enough to stop our relentless smear campaign of course, but still….well done Jeremy’

An unnamed Labour MP spoke exclusively to The Hooting Times.

‘Listening to him talk about a peaceful resolution really made me think…Not enough to stop undermining him at every opportunity, but still…well done Jeremy.

Opinion polls reflected Mr. Corbyn’s mature leadership by dropping a further 2 points.

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