Following the runaway success of Muslim Call To Prayer (remix), the Church of England has revealed plans to release a 90’s inspired rave album.
Speaking exclusively to The Hooting Times, Archbishop of Canterbury Justin Welby was enthusiastic:
‘Why should our Muslim friends have all the best tunes? We can be just as cool as them, maybe even cooler. The kids will love it.’
Chief Rabbi Ephraim Mirvis was unavailable for comment, as he was busy in the studio putting the finishing touches to new death metal song ‘Satan Lives’.