Kim Jong Un invites Assad to birthday party.

Glorious Leader Kim Jong Un last night phoned best friend Bashar al-Assad to invite him to his 34th birthday celebrations.

‘We’ll have a marching band, a warplane flyover, some tanks and a bouncy castle.’

‘You can bring a friend if you want’

Assad said he would love to come, but he was busy fighting a brutal civil war, and had just been bombed by newly elected President Trump.

‘We’ll have jelly and ice cream’

‘Okay, I’ll be there’

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