Bears declare war on Donald Trump

The National Union of Bears expressed outrage last night as details emerged of Donald Trump’s repeal of the wildlife protection laws.

An N.U.B. spokesman had this to say:

‘This is not what we voted for. When our organisation endorsed Trump last year, we thought we’d be getting a border wall, a better economic policy, and a friendly relationship with Russia. We did NOT expect him to let men with rifles come chasing after us’

‘This is an open act of aggression, and we will respond in kind’


The White House was unavailable for comment, but the secret service has reportedly stepped up security measures.


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