President Trump gets high score on ‘Call of Duty’

A White House spokesman last night confirmed that Donald Trump had achieved the highest possible ranking on popular video game ‘Call of Duty’.

‘It’s taken six months, but he finally did it. We are all incredibly proud of our President’.

An official statement was released to the press soon after:

‘My fellow Americans. Tonight marks the end of a long and difficult struggle. After weeks of dedicated effort, I can now say to the American people: ‘I have beaten the game’.

‘While other politicians make promises they cannot keep, I always honour my commitments to you, the American people’

The Russian government was quick to issue a response, saying Call of Duty was for ‘casual gamers’, and that Vladimir Putin was currently at level 93 on ‘Battlefield 1’.

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