Britain’s cows reacted with horror, anger and despair after Theresa May unexpectedly announced plans for a June 8th general election.
Speaking exclusively to The Hooting Times, a spokesman for the National Union of Cows had this to say:
‘When we endorsed David Cameron in 2015, we expected a 5 year conservative government.
Today’s announcement is an insult to all the hard-working cows who now feel udderly betrayed by Mrs.May
We are therefore telling our members to consider alternative candidates’
Jeremy Corbyn responded to this news by calling for a nationwide ban on beefburgers and leather jackets.
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