After years of painstaking research, scientists have today confirmed that taking high doses of LSD can make going to a music festival ‘just about tolerable’.
The groundbreaking study, conducted by Imperial College London, appears to suggest that use of the drug may in fact be the only possible way to have fun at such an event.
At a press conference last night, a spokesman for the college said this:
‘It’s obvious when you really think about it. Paying three weeks wages to stand in a muddy field listening to music you don’t even like, is not going to be fun when you’re sober’
‘It’s not even going to be fun when you’re drunk. Even large amounts of alcohol taken over a period of several days has little to no effect’
‘I’m afraid it’s LSD or nothing’
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