The Labour party today revealed plans to make June 9th a public holiday in honour of their heroic leader Jeremy Corbyn.
Speaking at a press conference this afternoon, a party official had this to say:
‘Jeremy Corbyn will lead us to a glorious election victory. He will slay the Tory dragon once and for all, and save Britain from a thousand years of conservative rule. It is only right that the Pope should recognise this miracle, and declare June 9th St. Corbyn’s Day.
When contacted by The Hooting Times, a spokesman for the Vatican replied:
‘Who is Jeremy Corbyn? And how did you get this number?’
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