A chronic shortage of NHS dentists is beginning to have an adverse affect on Britain’s native seagull population. Some gulls have become so desperate, they’ve turned to crime as a solution, with denture theft becoming more and more widespread.
At a campaign rally in Blackpool, Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn was quick to point the finger.
‘This is what happens when you have a Tory government obsessed with cutting public services, and committed to the full-scale privitasation of our NHS’
‘Today I make this pledge to you, the seagulls of Britain, that the Labour Party will offer free dental care for all, no matter who you are or what you earn’
‘Vote for me on June the 8th, and let’s make dreams come true’
This speech was warmly received, coming just days after Shadow Health Secretary Jon Ashworth promised free annual eye tests for the UK’s owl community.
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