‘I’m a bit like Jesus’, says UKIP leader

Uk Independence Party leader Paul Nuttall today announced that after months of careful self-reflection, he had reached the only possible conclusion:

‘I suppose I’m a bit like Jesus’

‘When you really think about it, the parallels are astonishing’

‘Jesus died for our sins. I will ban the burka’

‘Jesus performed miracles. I will introduce a points-based immigration system’

‘Jesus rose from the dead. So will UKIP’

‘The comparisons are obvious’

This news comes just days after Lib Dem leader Tim Farron declared himself ‘a modern day Martin Luther King, because I too have a dream’

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