Prime Minister May today announced that as a reward for years of loyal service to the Conservative Party, she would be sending Boris Johnson on a six week long, all expenses paid golfing holiday.
‘It’s the least I could do’, said Mrs. May at a press conference.
‘He’s been working so hard recently, it’s only fair that he has some time off’
‘Go away, play some golf, recharge the batteries, and then come back on June 9th, re-energised, and ready for work’
Mr.Johnson was reportedly delighted to hear the news, and is now looking forward to spending some much-needed quality time perfecting his swing.
This comes just days after Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn generously paid for Diane Abbott to go on a six week, round the world cruise.
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