The National Union of Cows today appealed for equal rights in the world of competition showjumping, saying that ‘segregated events have no place in the 21st century’
A spokesman for the NUC told a press conference:
‘It’s 2017. We believe that cows are just as capable as horses, and deserve the right to compete in the same events, without prejudice or discrimination’
‘Our members will no longer tolerate being treated like second-class citizens’
‘We will continue to lobby the government until equal status has been achieved’
This announcement was well received by animal rights activists, coming just days after the Liberation Army of Goats marched on Downing Street calling for an end to the wage gap between themselves and Britain’s sheep population.
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