*Theresa May moonlighting as children’s entertainer*

Leaked documents have revealed British Prime Minister Theresa May has secretly been working as a children’s entertainer.

Diplomatic cables uploaded to Wikileaks show that for the last 9 months, the Prime Minister has been performing at parties with an act called ‘Mrs. May comes out to play’, which according to the promotional leaflet, is ‘a delightful mix of slapstick, and prudent economic governance’.

Critics have demanded to know whether Mrs. May has been paying taxes on the money earned from this side job, but so far no announcements have been forthcoming.

This news comes just days after an undercover investigation by the Guardian newspaper showed that Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn has been working part time as exotic dancer ‘Stormin’ Mr. Corbyn’.

Full story here: http://ind.pn/2pxMqZl

WHAT A HOOT!

 

 

 

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