*Jeremy Corbyn discovers £3 billion buried in his back garden*

Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn has found £3 billion for his education policy, buried in the back garden of his Islington home.

At a press conference this afternoon, Mr Corbyn had this to say:

‘Tory cuts have taken our education system to the brink of collapse, but the money I found while weeding, will undo the damage, and make our schools the envy of the world once more’

When pressed for more details, Mr Corbyn replied:

‘It was really very simple. I decided to do a little light gardening over the Bank Holiday weekend, and found a suitcase full of cash under one of the flower beds’

‘So now our children have a future’

This news comes just days after Prime Minister May announced that the NHS budget shortfall would be paid for by the £6 billion she found in the glove box of her ministerial car.

Full story here: http://dailym.ai/2py08Jr

WHAT A HOOT!

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