*Drawing straws ‘better than democracy’ say political scientists*

A group of leading political scientists have today released a report that suggests drawing straws is a much more effective way of running a country than democracy.

‘Any system that produces people like Donald Trump, Tony Blair, George Bush and Hillary Clinton is clearly broken beyond repair. We can therefore say with some certainty that drawing straws is a far superior alternative’

‘Flipping coins may also work’

On hearing this news, the UK Conservative party announced that their upcoming election manifesto would be written by a team of monkeys with typewriters as ‘the chances of a coherent vision for Britain are far greater using this method’

‘They are very clever monkeys’

Full story here: http://bbc.in/2qzfP6e


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