* ‘I love haggis’, says Nicola Sturgeon*

SNP leader Nicola Sturgeon has today declared her undying love and support for haggis.

Speaking at a campaign rally in Edinburgh, Mrs. Sturgeon told an enthusiastic crowd:

‘I love haggis. The delightful mix of heart, liver, lungs and stomach has enchanted me since I was a child, and I would like to let the people know, that a vote for the SNP is a vote for haggis’

‘Don’t let the media tell you otherwise. I have always taken a pro-haggis stance, and anyone that says otherwise is a big fat liar’

This comes just hours after Scottish Conservative leader Ruth Davidson announced that she was the only candidate prepared to stand up and fight for shortbread and Irn-Bru.

WHAT A HOOT!

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