SNP leader Nicola Sturgeon has today declared her undying love and support for haggis.
Speaking at a campaign rally in Edinburgh, Mrs. Sturgeon told an enthusiastic crowd:
‘I love haggis. The delightful mix of heart, liver, lungs and stomach has enchanted me since I was a child, and I would like to let the people know, that a vote for the SNP is a vote for haggis’
‘Don’t let the media tell you otherwise. I have always taken a pro-haggis stance, and anyone that says otherwise is a big fat liar’
This comes just hours after Scottish Conservative leader Ruth Davidson announced that she was the only candidate prepared to stand up and fight for shortbread and Irn-Bru.
WHAT A HOOT!