*Tim Farron visited by the ghost of Thatcher*

Liberal Democrat leader Time Farron has today revealed he was once visited by the ghost of Margaret Thatcher. In an interview with ITV news, Mr. Farron described the harrowing ordeal, leaving viewers shocked, scared, and in some cases, hysterical.

‘It was about a year after her death. I woke up in the middle of the night, and there she was, standing in the doorway. I was about to say something, but she started talking.

‘Do you know who I am Timothy?’, she asked.

‘I’m Margaret Thatcher, and I’m here to show you the future’

‘I see great things for you, young man. Truly great things. You will rise to the top, and lead a political revolution the likes of which the world has never seen. You will be loved and respected by all, and will lead Britain to the promised land, just like I did in the 1980’s’.

‘But only one thing stands in your way, young Timothy’

‘Beware the vicar’s daughter’

‘Beware the vicar’s daughter’

‘Beware the vicar’s daughter’

‘She then faded away, and I was left wondering what it all meant. Was it real? Had I been dreaming? It certainly seemed real’

‘And who is the vicar’s daughter?’

‘It’s all very mysterious’

‘I’m definitely not mad’

‘Vote for the Liberal Democrats on June 8th’.

Full story here: http://dailym.ai/2pnszbr

WHAT A HOOT!

 

 

 

 

 

 

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