Political heavyweight Mr. Blobby was today appointed deputy leader of the Noel Edmonds Freedom Party. The outspoken, often controversial figure, is expected to appeal to the more radical wing of the party, which Noel Edmonds hopes will lead to electoral success on June 8th.
Speaking at a press conference, Mr. Edmonds had this to say:
‘Today is a new beginning for the Noel Edmonds Freedom Party. I am delighted to say that my friend and colleague Mr. Blobby will be my right hand man, and together we will put an end to the old politics, and offer the people of this great land some common sense British values’
‘The choice in this election is clear. If you want real change, if you want a real alternative, if you want common sense British values, then vote for the Noel Edmonds Freedom Party’
‘Where honesty is our best policy’.
WHAT A HOOT!