Premier League star Wayne Rooney has been grounded for a week after losing all his pocket money at the penny arcade. His parents were reportedly furious, after photos emerged of the footballer exchanging a five pound note for 10p coins, before losing them all playing the penny falls.
‘That’s two weeks pocket money down the drain’, said an apoplectic Mrs. Rooney.
‘Do you think this family’s made of money?’.
‘You’re grounded for a week. No TV, no Xbox, and you can forget about your friend’s birthday party on Thursday’.
‘And if I ever catch you in that arcade again, you’ll really be in trouble’.
This news comes after a disgraced Andy Murray confessed to stealing a tenner from his dad’s wallet to play hook-a-duck at the local funfair.
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WHAT A HOOT!