Jeremy Corbyn will babysit your kids for free

Labour leader Jerremy Corbyn has promised to babysit Britain’s children for free, as part of a manifesto commitment to help struggling parents who may not be able to afford childcare.

At a campaign rally in Bradford, Mr. Corbyn said:

‘Today I make this promise: I will personally babysit your kids for free. No questions asked, just phone my office, and I’ll be there ASAP’.

‘I feel your pain. I know what it’s like to suffer. Seven years of Tory cuts have left many parents struggling to make ends meet, but it stops now. I will look after your children, and give you that little bit of breathing space you so desperately need’.

‘I have no criminal convictions, I have my own car, and after June 8th, I’ll be free every night of the week’.

‘Your children are safe with me’.

‘Vote Labour’.

‘For the kids’.

Full story here: http://bit.ly/2qNHHEd

WHAT A HOOT!

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