Prince Charles has today called on all his loyal subjects to take up arms, and march to the Holy Land, for the glory of Christendom.
In an emotionally charged speech outside Buckingham Palace, the Prince said:
‘Men of Britain. It is time to fight for Queen and Country. Saddle up your horses, put on your suits of armour, and get ready for battle’.
‘We ride to Constantinople’.
‘For centuries we have sat idly by, and watched as the heathens took what was rightfully ours’.
‘Well not anymore. Today marks the beginning of the 21st century’s first crusade, and this time we’ll do it right. This time we will be victorious. Our names will be written in history’.
‘Together, in the name of God, we will prevail’.
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WHAT A HOOT!