The Pentagon has today blamed a rogue teddy bear for the recent White House leaks. The bear is believed to have gained access to President Trump’s inner circle by posing as a harmless children’s toy, before going on to record multiple conversations in the Oval Office, then leaking the information to the Washington Post.
White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer has since offered $100,000 for information leading to the arrest of the bear.
‘This animal is a threat to national security. Do not be fooled by his charming exterior. He is ruthless, calculating, and mean’.
‘He may also be armed, so do not engage directly. Dial 911, and let the police deal with him’.
This news comes just days after a stuffed panda was caught selling Chinese nuclear secrets to the Russians.
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WHAT A HOOT!