Trump threatens press with sword of truth

Donald Trump has today unveiled the sword of truth, which he says will be used to ‘strike at the very heart of the fake news media’.

At a press conference in Washington, Mr. Trump said:

‘It’s time to get serious. I’ve been very patient with the fake news media, especially the very fake news from CNN, but enough is enough’.

‘From now on I will be using my trusty sword of truth to cut through the lies and make America great again’.

‘So journalists beware. Donald Trump is armed and dangerous’.

This news comes just days after Theresa May revealed her Spear of Destiny, which she said ‘would pierce the hopes and dreams of all those who oppose Brexit’.

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