Archbishop of Canterbury Justin Welby has reportedly made millions betting on the stock market. In an interview with the Financial Times, Mr. Welby revealed the secrets of success:
‘I just let Jesus guide me. It’s really quite simple when you have a higher power on your side. I open the business pages, and ask our lord and saviour what to do. The almighty then tells me whether to buy or sell. It’s great. I’ve made millions over the years’.
‘I bought Apple shares back in the eighties. Amazon shares in the nineties’.
‘I’ve made an absolute killing’.
This news comes after Britain’s chief Rabbi revealed a net worth of millions, after God told him to buy London property before the boom.
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