Kim Jong-un accused of holding unlicensed fireworks display

The international community has accused Glorious Leader Kim Jong-un of staging an unlicensed fireworks display, in direct contravention of health and safety regulations.

A UN spokesman condemned the display saying:

‘First of all he needs a permit for that kind of thing. He should have applied to the local council for permission, obtained the relevant license, and informed authorities of his full intentions. Will the roads need to be closed? Will he be breaking noise pollution laws? There are so many unanswered questions. The UN demands answers’.

A North Korean representative was quick to respond:

‘Dear Leader was simply celebrating his birthday. It’s a sad state of affairs when you can’t let off a few fireworks without busybody bureaucrats getting involved. Last time I checked, this was a free country’.

This comes just days after Vladimir Putin was reprimanded by the EU for building a greenhouse without planning permission.

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