‘Theresa May stole my lunch money’, says Corbyn

Jeremy Corbyn has sensationally accused Theresa May of stealing his lunch money during an incident in the House of Commons canteen last year.

‘The public deserve to know what kind of woman Theresa May is’.

‘I was about to pay for my vegetarian sandwich, when I felt a tap on my shoulder. I turned round, and there she was, with an evil look in her eyes’.

‘Give me your money, or my friend Boris will box your ears’.

‘That’s when foreign secretary Boris Johnson grabbed me by the lapels, and told me to hand over the dosh’.

‘Boris is a lot bigger than me, so I gave him the money. Theresa laughed and the two of them walked away’.

‘Do you really want her as your Prime Minister?’

‘She’s a bully, plain and simple’.

This comes just days after Tim Farron claimed Nigel Farage had locked him in the toilets backstage at the Question Time studio, causing him to miss the bus home.

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