Mr. Blobby calls for pre-emptive nuclear strike on Iran

The deputy leader of the Noel Edmonds Freedom Party has called for a pre-emptive nuclear strike on Iran. Speaking at a press conference in Blackpool, Mr. Blobby said:

‘For too long we have sat by and watched, as Iran became more and more dangerous, more and more hostile, and more and more opposed to common sense British values’.

‘They are just months away from acquiring weapons of mass destruction, so we have no choice but to launch a pre-emptive nuclear strike on Tehran, and any other major population centres’.

‘We have to send a message to the world. Theresa May, are you listening? Now is the time for decisive leadership. Launch the nukes’.

The Noel Edmonds Freedom Party are currently trailing in opinion polls, but hope that this hard line stance on rogue states like Iran will turn their fortunes around, and lead to an unexpected victory on June 8th.

WHAT A HOOT!

 

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