The British Medical Association has today advised patients to take magic mushrooms for ‘the best possible high imaginable’.
A spokesman told reporters:
‘Other drugs are good, but for the best all-round experience, magic mushrooms come out on top. Cocaine is a solid short-term choice, but it doesn’t last long, and can be a bit too expensive. Heroin is great, but dangerous, and marijuana is barely even a drug’.
‘Mushrooms give you a long-lasting high, with few negative physical effects, as well as being easy on the wallet’.
‘They are therefore the official drug of choice for doctors, and come highly recommended’.
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WHAT A HOOT!