Drug smuggling pigeon escapes from prison

UK Police are on the hunt for a drug smuggling pigeon, who last night managed to escape from a maximum security jail.

‘We should never have taken the handcuffs off’, said one of the wardens.

‘He just flew away, over the walls, then gone’.

‘We believe he headed south’.

The pigeon was sentenced to ten years for smuggling ecstasy pills, and police believe he may try to leave the country using forged travel documents. All regional airports have been alerted, and members of the public have been told to stay vigilant.

‘If you see him, call us immediately’, said the local police chief.

‘This animal is a menace to society, and needs to be caught’.

‘We are offering a reward of £10,000 for any information leading to his arrest’.

‘He can’t hide forever’.

Full story here: http://dailym.ai/2qgjgiP

WHAT A HOOT!

 

 

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