Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn has announced plans to give every football fan a free half time pie, in a bold new policy designed to appeal to working class voters.
At a press conference outside Wembley Stadium, Mr. Corbyn said:
‘A vote for labour is a vote for pies. I am proud to say that under my administration, every football fan will be entitled to a pie of their choice at half time. No longer will the working man be taken for granted. No longer will innocent people go hungry during the match. It’s time for fairness, justice, and equality, and that means pies for everybody, no exceptions’.
‘Apart from Old Trafford, where you’ll get a free prawn sandwich’.
This news comes just days after Theresa May announced that under a Conservative government, Wimbledon spectators would be entitled to free strawberries and cream, and a jug of Pimm’s.
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WHAT A HOOT!