Corbyn offers football fans a free half-time pie

Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn has announced plans to give every football fan a free half time pie, in a bold new policy designed to appeal to working class voters.

At a press conference outside Wembley Stadium, Mr. Corbyn said:

‘A vote for labour is a vote for pies. I am proud to say that under my administration, every football fan will be entitled to a pie of their choice at half time. No longer will the working man be taken for granted. No longer will innocent people go hungry during the match. It’s time for fairness, justice, and equality, and that means pies for everybody, no exceptions’.

‘Apart from Old Trafford, where you’ll get a free prawn sandwich’.

This news comes just days after Theresa May announced that under a Conservative government, Wimbledon spectators would be entitled to free strawberries and cream, and a jug of Pimm’s.

Full story here: http://bbc.in/2qpzm5y

WHAT A HOOT!

 

 

 

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

Blog at WordPress.com.

Up ↑

%d bloggers like this: