Glorious Leader of North Korea Kim Jong-un has enjoyed a lovely bank holiday barbecue, followed by a Scud missile launch into the Sea of Japan.
A spokesman for Mr. Kim said:
‘The Eternal Leader has spent the day enjoying the sunshine, catching up with old friends, having a couple of drinks, and firing off a missile. It has been a very enjoyable afternoon for all concerned, except maybe the southern devils across the border’.
The international community was quick to condemn these actions, although President Trump phoned Mr. Kim to ask why he hadn’t been invited.
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