‘A big glass only counts as one drink’, say doctors

The British Medical Association has today confirmed that a massive glass of wine still only counts as one drink.

‘It is just about possible to drink a full bottle of wine in two big glasses, so you stay well within the government’s recommended limit’.

‘We’ve actually been doing this for years. We just never got round to informing the public, mainly due to being hungover all the time’.

‘It only works with wine though. Try this trick with spirits, and you’ll need an ambulance’.

‘We’ll have to conduct further research to figure out why this is’.

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WHAT A HOOT!

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