Trudeau apologises to Pope for Bryan Adams

Justin Trudeau has apologised to the Pope for Canada’s historical crimes against music.

‘On behalf of my country I would like to say sorry for our history of musical abominations. Justin Bieber. Celine Dion. Avril Lavigne. Bryan Adams. Nickelback. I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive us’.

‘Alanis Morissette and Michael Buble too’.

‘We really have caused a lot of pain and suffering’.

The Pope graciously accepted the apology saying:

‘You are forgiven my child. While you have indeed sinned, do not forget that Canada gave the world Pamela Anderson, and for that we are all grateful’

‘God bless’.

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