Corbyn offers kids a free bowl of Rice Krispies

Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn has today promised every child in Britain a free bowl of Rice Krispies, as part of a radical new plan to improve health and social care.

‘I believe the children are our future’, said Mr. Corbyn at a rally in Blackpool.

‘Feed them well and let them lead the way’.

‘A free bowl of Rice Krispies every morning will ensure that every child, no matter their race, religion, income or gender, will have the mental and physical strength to go to school and reach their full potential’.

‘The youth of today are the workers of tomorrow’.

This news comes after UKIP leader Paul Nuttall promised a full English breakfast to every English child because ‘we didn’t win two World Wars and one World Cup on a diet of Rice Krispies’.

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WHAT A HOOT!

 

 

 

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