Popstars join forces to fight ISIS

Global popstars have agreed to work together in the fight against terrorim, promising to ‘wipe ISIS off the face of the earth by any means necessary’.

Field Marshal Chris Martin of Coldplay told the media:

‘It’s time for action. Our spineless politicians have done nothing to stop the spread of extremism, so it’s up to us to lead the fight instead’.

I will be travelling to Syria with Captain Bieber, and together we will command a musician’s army and bring peace to the region, using deadly force and chart-topping songs’.

‘Only then will we finally be free’.

This news comes after Steven Seagal and Jean-Claude Van Damme promised to put an end to North Korea’s nuclear ambitions by using ‘martial arts and kickboxing skills’.

Full story here: http://bbc.in/2qxP9iN

WHAT A HOOT!

 

 

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