M&M’s ‘more dangerous than ecstasy pills’, say doctors

The British Medical Association has called for tighter restrictions on the sale and consumption of M&M’s, saying ‘these sweets may seem harmless, but they will kill you if taken in high enough doses’.

‘In fact, we would like the government to make them a Class A controlled substance, and make possession of these death pills a criminal offence’.

‘If you are currently addicted to these tablets of doom, we would recommend taking ecstasy instead, as it is far less likely to cause health problems’.

This news comes after a scientists at Cambridge University discovered Oreo cookies could be lethal when taken with milk, and urged users to switch to heroin ‘before it’s too late’.

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