ISIS defeated by metal barriers

Islamic State fighters have been left in total disarray after the British government decided to put metal barriers on London’s bridges to protect pedestrians from attack.

ISIS leaders are said to be confounded by this move, as it has thrown all their carefully planned operations out of the window.

A statement on the official ISIS Facebook page said:

‘Once again these dastardly British have thwarted us. Who could have seen this coming? Metal barriers at the side of the road. You people may have won this round, but we’ll be back, stronger than ever’.

‘We will never be defeated by metal barriers at the side of the road’.

This news comes after several ISIS commanders reportedly abandoned their evil intentions, after seeing Take That and Coldplay sing some songs.

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