After decades of conspiracy theories, Russian President Vladimir Putin has finally confessed to the murder of JFK.
In an interview with the CNN, Mr. Putin said:
‘I know I was only eleven years old at the time, but I had been well trained by the Soviet government. All it took was some basic rifle skills, a bit of Russian courage and half a bottle of vodka, and that was it. Job done’.
‘Who would have believed that thirty years later, I would kill Princess Diana, then ten years after that, hack the entire US election process’.
‘It’s a strange life’.
‘By the way, Donald Trump faked the moon landings’.
‘For once, that wasn’t me’.
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WHAT A HOOT!