Hi there. Do you like to take drugs? How about a spliff sir? Well, a vote for the Liberal Democrats is a vote to get high.
Policies? Who needs them when you’ve entered the fourth dimension?
Economic competence? Relax, have a smoke, and we’ll take care of the rest.
Trust us, we’re the nice guys.
So if you can manage, get out of bed, put down the bong, and go and vote for the Liberal Democrats.
You wont regret it.
WHAT A HOOT!