Stalin. Mao. Castro. That guy from North Korea. What do they all have in common?
Well, they all claimed to be communists, but the truth is, they were never real communists. Not like me.
A vote for Labour is a vote for true communism. Pure communism. The type of communism that benefits the many, not just the few.
Everyone equal. Everyone happy. Fairness. Justice. Compassion.
No more fatcats getting rich off the workers.
No more bankers gambling with the people’s money.
No more politicians lining their pockets while the masses starve.
Vote for me, and together we’ll reach the promised land.
WHAT A HOOT!