Let’s sit down and have a chat about the environment. Would you like a vegetable smoothie? An organic cappuccino?
Did you know that we are the only ones who can save the rainforest?
It isn’t going to save itself, so I’m asking you nicely to vote for the Green party.
Do you like polar bears?
I like polar bears.
How about voting Green to save the polar bears?
Would you like to come to our vegan bongo workshop tonight?
Vote Green and we will have lots of vegan bongo workshops.
Thanks for your time.
WHAT A HOOT!