Boris Johnson launches campaign to become Eton head boy

Boris Johnson has today launched his campaign to become Eton head boy, telling pupils that ‘it would be jolly good fun’, and ‘a wonderful chance to stick two fingers up at our rotten old headmaster’.

He also went on to present a ten point plan for government which included a number of bold policies, such as fish fingers every lunchtime, a ban on wearing ties, and the abolition of ‘boring subjects’ like maths and physics.

This announcement was welcomed by former Prime Minister and Old Etonian David Cameron, who said that Mr. Johnson was ‘a good chap’, and ‘the right man for the job’.

Full story here: http://bit.ly/2sRfR7V

WHAT A HOOT!

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