Walkers launches new brand of air flavoured crisps

Snack giants Walkers have today revealed a new brand of air flavoured crisps, hoping to increase market share in the coveted 18-24 demographic.

Promising a ‘food revolution, with a fresh urban feel’, the company said the combination of salt and vinegar, with a strong oxygen flavour would be ‘impossible to resist’, and would ‘dominate the market for the next ten years at least’.

‘This isn’t just a bag of crisps’, said a Walkers spokesman.

‘This is a lifestyle choice’.

‘When you choose Walkers Air Crisps, you’re sending a message to the world’.

‘I’m fresh, I’m cool, I’m full of air’.

‘So please buy our crisps’.

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WHAT A HOOT!

 

 

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