Snack giants Walkers have today revealed a new brand of air flavoured crisps, hoping to increase market share in the coveted 18-24 demographic.
Promising a ‘food revolution, with a fresh urban feel’, the company said the combination of salt and vinegar, with a strong oxygen flavour would be ‘impossible to resist’, and would ‘dominate the market for the next ten years at least’.
‘This isn’t just a bag of crisps’, said a Walkers spokesman.
‘This is a lifestyle choice’.
‘When you choose Walkers Air Crisps, you’re sending a message to the world’.
‘I’m fresh, I’m cool, I’m full of air’.
‘So please buy our crisps’.
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