Hollywood bosses have today confirmed that David Cameron will be the villain in the next James Bond film.
Mr. Cameron will play the role of an evil political mastermind, who uses extreme welfare cuts to murder innocent civilians, while at the same time appearing to be a regular family man, with a wife and three children.
Working with a sycophantic sidekick, played by former Deputy Prime minister Nick Clegg, the two of then formulate a plot to destroy Great Britain in its entirety, using the mysterious ‘austerity’ superweapon, which only James Bond knows how to disable.
Filming is set to start in the summer, and is expected to break box office records.
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WHAT A HOOT!