Theresa May has today asked Britain’s grouse and pheasant hunters to help in the fight against ISIS.
Speaking outside number ten, Mrs. May said:
‘I’m asking all the country gentlemen out there to do your bit for Queen and country, and take up arms in the war on terror’.
‘All that time spent shooting birds will finally be put to good use’.
‘So come on chaps, get your shotguns, and let’s show those devils the best of British’.
This news was welcomed by former UKIP leader Nigel Farage, who immediately put down his pint, and staggered out into the street, ready for battle.
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WHAT A HOOT!