Lib Dem leader Tim Farron has stepped down, after God intervened to tell him that the Conservatives were the true party of the Lord, and that progressive liberalism was ‘the work of the devil’.
Speaking at a press conference, Mr. Farron said:
‘The day after the election, I started hearing a strange voice in my head. To my surprise, it turned out to be the Almighty, who wanted to have a quick chat’.
‘He patiently explained to me that liberalism was really just a branch of satanism, and that my only chance of redemption was to step down immediately, and beg Theresa May for forgiveness’.
‘How can you go against the vicar’s daughter?’, he said angrily.
‘Did I not make it obvious enough?’.
‘Theresa May is my representative on Earth, and those who oppose her will burn in hell for all eternity’.
‘Except Nigel Farage, he seems okay’.
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WHAT A HOOT!