‘I am proud of our woeful airports’, says Theresa May

News that three of the ten worst airports in the world are British has been welcomed by the Prime Minister, who told reporters:

‘This is fantastic progress, and testament to the true power of a Conservative government’.

‘I would like to take the opportunity to thank Gatwick, Manchester, and Edinburgh for showing the world just how dreadful our great nation’s airports can be’.

‘However, we must not allow complacency to set in’.

‘What about Heathrow? What about Stanstead? What about Luton?’.

‘This time next year, I expect to see you challenging for the title’.

‘It is your duty’.

‘God save the Queen’.

Full story here: http://dailym.ai/2sjbX9K

WHAT A HOOT!

 

 

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