Fox News replaces ‘fair and balanced’ slogan with ‘kill them all, Donald’

Fox News executives have decided to replace the long-running ‘fair and balanced’ slogan, with a more contemporary, streamlined catchphrase, which they hope will truly reflect the current state of American politics.

‘Kill them all, Donald’, will now be used at the beginning and end of every show, as a spokesman for the channel explained:

‘We feel that ‘Kill them all, Donald’, will speak directly to our audience.

‘It stands out from the crowd, it’s memorable, and it appeals to our core Republican demographic’.

‘Good evening, and welcome to the six o’clock news. Kill them all, Donald’.

‘And that’s it for tonight’s show. Thanks for joining us. Kill them all, Donald’.

‘See? I told you it was memorable’.

This news comes after CNN announced that their new tagline would be:

‘CNN: Very fake news, for very smart people’.

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