Genetically modified cows produce pure chocolate milk

Scientists have developed a new breed of super cows which are capable of producing pure chocolate milk, in a move which has alarmed both activists and religious leaders, who have warned against ‘meddling with forces beyond human understanding’.

‘God did not want milkshake cows’, said the Pope in a speech at the Vatican.

‘This is plainly the work of the devil, and I warn people than no matter how tempted you may be, Jesus wants you to resist’.

‘You must resist’.

Researchers have defended the experiment, and are hoping that a few tweaks to the genetic code will lead to strawberry milk cows, and maybe even banana ones too.

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